I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
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I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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