Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
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