But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
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