Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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