If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
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The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
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Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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