dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Randomize