yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
our cab driver is having phone sex.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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