He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
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Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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