i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
Randomize
