So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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