I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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