All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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