i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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