be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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