Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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