They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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