Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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