He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
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I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
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