That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
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Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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