don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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