Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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