what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's get the cat blown out
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
Randomize