KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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