Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
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I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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