WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
please don't ironically join a cult
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