she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
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I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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