It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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