break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Drunk is not a location!
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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