4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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