Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
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haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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