that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
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Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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