i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
please don't ironically join a cult
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