I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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