i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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