You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
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the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
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I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize