If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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he fucked my hip out of place.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
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figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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