You're so nebulous sometimes
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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