So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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