yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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