I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
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I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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