haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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