what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
Randomize
