They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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