That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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