your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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