I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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