At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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