I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
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It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
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Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision