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• (540): View more from Virginia

  she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day

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• (407): View more from Florida

  sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife

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  Tearing families apart since 2011.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.

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• (949): View more from California

  I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.

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