apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
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I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me