Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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