.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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