How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
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You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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