i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
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Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
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I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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