Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
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Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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