why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
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The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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