do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
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You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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