peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
