he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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