Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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