you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
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do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I will pee on everything he values.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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