we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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